Mary Schmidt Marketing Troubleshooter

From Today’s Onion - OAK RIDGE, TN—After six grueling years of Herculean research, scientists at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory pronounced EHC-1 Alpha, the new hyperbolic chamber, “an unquestionably, undeniably, fantastically revolutionary milestone in the history of science, mankind, and the universe, all of which it will undoubtedly change forever…..” Full Text

Hmmm…brings to mind all those tired overused marketing buzzwords like “world class” We’ve heard so much hyperbole, we ignore it (or don’t believe it).

I love The Onion - they barbecue everyone’s sacred cows, but are seldom truly mean. Always a nice mind candy break to read their articles.