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May 18, 2006

Really big bird spam

I seldom simply pass along a post or something just for the sake of silly. But this one from Seth Godin is too good not to share. Here’s his “spam of the day” unedited.

dear sir or lady,

i have an ostrich farm in singapore.

i need to be more up to date with ostrich world.

therefore, i need all bookes related to the ostrich for the following purposes:
1. chicken breeding
2. farming
3. establishment the farm and construction
4.nutrition
5.health
6. video CD for all subjects
and so on…

i need complete package. price is not important.

please send your complete offer as soon as possible

best regards

morfi

Wouldn’t ya think Morfi would have thought about all this before he got those big messy birds running around the homestead? ;-)

At least we know some spammers have a truly twisted sense of humor! (Now, if I could just twist their necks.)

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