Instead of starting sessions with a generic prayer, members of Congress should hold hands and sing (courtesy of Yakko Warner of Animaniacs):

“It’s a great big universe/
And we’re all really puny/
We’re just tiny little specks/
About the size of Mickey Rooney/
It’s big and black and inky/
And we are small and dinky/
It’s a big universe/
And we’re not.”